Dearest Alex,
David and I have decided that you are the King of Time. I have drawn an exquisitely lifelike portrait that I cannot show you here, but if you turn a digital clock sideways at 3:13, you will have a rough idea of what it looks like. It is magnificent.

Regards,
Hils

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Something about you really grates my cheese.

Oh, and you might enjoy this:

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Hey, several things:

1) You need to scan the penguin/Owl adventures page you have.

2) You have to explain how you got Audiosurf to work. It keeps telling me my beta expired, despite the fact I just downloaded it and wasn't even aware I had the beta...

3) Hilary sends mind-hugs.

3 again) I have to tell you why Marseille's airport is, in fact, the most awesome airport in the world. It's a small, humble airport... or so we thought... In fact, it is actually a staging ground for a shark hyrbid alien invasion. The clues lie in the bathroom.
When you enter the bathrooms, the first thing you will notice is that the sinks have dorsal fins, and are, for some reason, shaped kind of like sharks. This was but the beginning of the awesome.
After spending a few minutes marveling at the sink, I turn the corner to pee. I find myself in a round, isolated chamber that honestly looked like an alien pod chamber. I half expected alien babies to jump out of the urinal and attack my parts.
Finally, on the way out, I was waiting for Hilary to come out of the bathroom, and notice that, between the two restrooms, were two doors with a most perplexing label. The label read "Douche Barbe". I don't understand why you would need a shower for your beard, but not only is that awesome and manly, but I see it as the final proof that this is an alien attempt to disguise their spawning chambers.

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Hey, hi, hello!

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Something about you really grates my cheese.

So, after some discussion which arose with Hilary, we have made a brilliant discovery that I feel must be shared with you.

I love you = I L U <3 online, correct?
On this site, it might look as such:
I L U :Heart:

However, what some may not know, is that I L U also stands for two other things:
-I Live Underground
-Indians Lurk Underfoot

The <3 part applies to the second.

Now these are, in fact, coded conditions for internet love. Internet love, can, in fact, only exist if A) You live underground and B) There are less than 3 Indians lurking underfoot (Though there must be a minimum of one, otherwise the condition wouldn't exist in the first place.).


NOW YOU KNOW!



Also, Techno Chicken: ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v= p_2_EJogf2A

(Remove the spaces that I had to add because of this site's homorific smileys.)

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Thanks a lot for all the favs!

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